Crimean nudism

Greece is good, but far away. But I like to relax in Crimea, where there are also a lot of nudists. True, I have not yet come across places where it is officially allowed to be completely naked on the southern coast of Taurida. But this misunderstanding is more than compensated by the existence of countless so-called wild beaches. You can ask their coordinates from any compatriot who has at least once vacationed in Crimea (as you know, in the old days everyone visited there). Or you can find out right on the spot: any random fellow traveler will be happy to tell you where, in his opinion, the cleanest water, the most comfortable beach and the most gentle law enforcement officers are.

About guardians of order, but not morality

The presence of a policeman with him gives a special piquancy to the wild beaches. No, sunbathe even completely naked is not forbidden (I, in any case, have not heard of such prohibitions). But Tourists usually camp on wild beaches. With tents, fire pits, a bunch of shells from fried and then eaten mussels, etc. Which is generally strictly prohibited. Just due to There are Crimean police officers who want to circumvent the ban. I don't know if they get paid yet salary (this would be surprising), but if they pay, then the police probably take this money They give it to their kids for ice cream. Because they themselves are in the pay of alien savages. And life is by no means bad, the cars have the coolest (for some reason they prefer right-hand drive steering wheel).

Each beach has a separate cop assigned to it. Which periodically walks around its possessions (which sometimes very difficult, since for this you need to have some rock climbing skills) and collects tribute. These “beach bosses” have a professional sense of smell: in the haze of yesterday After the fire, they look for tents hidden in the stones. Everyone knows the dachshund - 100 thousand Carbonists for the fire pit, but it can easily be “mowed down”. Just cry that there's only money on the road." Particularly successful in this are companies of desperate guys whose appearance as close to hippie as possible. For regular “clients” who come from year to year - personal discount. A cop, who is usually called by his patronymic, Stepanych or Andreich, - a kind and understanding person. Crimean sun, sea and stable income from visitors disposed.

Alley of Naked Men and Lenin

There are many wild beaches in Crimea. The morals there are the most democratic - they sunbathe in a swimsuit, and only in its lower part (women, of course), and without it at all. Nudists do not use "synthetics" from the beach are expelled, and everyone respects the right of their neighbor to have fun as (and in whatever way) he pleases. They gather in groups that enter into friendly-neighborly contacts with others (“You won’t lend mask?” - “Thank you, please have a bite of watermelon”) - and at the end of your stay in this place you I've already gotten acquainted with the whole beach.

My favorite place is located outside the small, typically southern town of Simeiz. He notable for its very beautiful ancient villas (one looks like an oriental mosque), and also - “alley of naked men” (this is how the second city attraction is called by both visitors and aborigines): framed by palm trees and cypress trees, statues of ancient gods-men, among which Lonely Venus accidentally wandered in. Also there, in a quiet, typically Crimean courtyard, stands wonderful Lenin - bronze, a little green, so peaceful and dignified that it seems as if it is not a monument to the leader of the world proletariat at all, but an innocent garden sculpture - like a Greek nymph.

Blue beach in every way

Behind Simeiz there is the Blue Bay: the water in it is really very blue. I don't know Is it a coincidence, but this place was chosen by young people - mostly male - with non-standard sexual orientation (although - who can figure it out, what orientation is now standard?). They seem to have been coming for a long time, since everyone knows each other, everyone has his favorite pebble, and if, out of ignorance, someone else takes it, then everyone will be very angry with him They will look disapprovingly.

Regulars of the Blue Beach sunbathe both in a nudist way and in an ordinary way. Although it seems that they wear swimming trunks solely for the sake of coquetry. Because such intricate cuts and I have never seen slits on men's underpants. One languid couple (He and Him) appeared in very extravagant bathing suits - closed to the elbow and knee-length, in striped - these were worn by Europeans in pre-revolutionary times.

But still, the population of Blue Beach usually relaxes in their mother's day. Spread out on On one of the stones, sunbathers chat casually while drinking Crimean Red port wine. Some take pictures of each other in the most intricate poses. Others explore the surroundings using binoculars.

Matrons don't walk here

It is very easy to relax among these people. Intrusive pestering and, conversely, aggressiveness towards the “alien sex” was not observed on their part. The attitude is the most friendly, and even, one might say, brotherly. Again, there are only young and beautiful bodies around, what with from an aesthetic point of view it gives considerable pleasure. For obvious reasons there is no respectable matrons with their eternally screaming offspring - which also brings its advantages to the already pleasant life in Blue Bay.

Oksana MIGUNOVA nudism-club.com