This report is about the tour: Wild Gorgany 🗓 September 11, 2016
In the first place, the ritual of spitting out the tourist vzuttya has hit the nail on the head. It is necessary to think that this is similar to the ancient traditions of sacrificing people, or health insurance, since the number of tourists has recently decreased, so only people are encouraged to go to Georgian booties.
Also, the garni of booties, baked skins, firms, roads are gathered and ritually burned - call for the fourth morning of the campaign. Some masters of the chereviki, who have had their share of being victims, always try to seal them before the ritual (for example, remove the sole, etc.), until the instructor has completed everything and securely wraps them with a squeegee and tape.
Another great tradition of Carpathian tourists is the ritual of the witches. From the very beginning of the campaign, tourists are attracted to the bear with interesting riddles and jokes about him. Such prayers are carried out along the entire route and at rest stops in the evening. The intoxicating witch, sensing that Rosmova was coming about someone, began to conceive obligingly here. And here comes the main moment, the climax! Frogs sleep, you need to sing loudly to the kshtalt: “Which side of the bear is more delicious to eat - from the head, or from the bottom?” And when the witch screams in the middle of the night, she begins to howl in fear, demanding to call him a “deer”, just like some peaceful creature, and start working on a mitigation list with a trekking pole or some kind of knife. Then, it is guaranteed that the witches will be roaring through the forests for a long time, and even far away from you.
If you can’t spare the bear’s slander, then you can try to make him laugh, trying to climb into the darkness. Once again, everything worked out just for the sake of the blunders.
The tradition of autumn hikes in the Carpathians is already accepted - these are mushrooms. Tourists are invited to pick all the mushrooms, and then in the evening, when the light is light, the instructor sorts them out. Traditionally, mushrooms in the mountains are added to any kind of herbs - to porridge, to soup, to tea and even to borscht! Before speaking, it is unknown in what manner and what kind of mushrooms the conductor himself adds to the tea, but after this evening tea, the gatherings of white rot become a true source of black folklore! Some instructors seem to be very familiar with these mushrooms (maybe they add a stink to kava?), because they see the most hardy symptoms. It’s a pity I didn’t manage to remember all the jokes and anecdotes, but I’ll have to repeat it again at an expensive price.
It is also traditional, during the autumn campaign, to spend some time in order to prepare the tongue with blackberries and other berries. It’s important to ensure that tourists don’t look more greedy - they’ll eat the witch during the day so that the stench won’t overtake the viconati of the new ritual of chanting the witch. If you still happen to make a bear laugh, a tourist with a black tongue, who looks like a madman when he climbs onto the straw.
Well, if there are no fires, then the hike through the Gorgans of Viyshov will be incredibly enjoyable! These are the same alien rocky landscapes, the soft Kazkov forests, the wisps of the Girsky ridges all around, all the way to the top – all these are real natural treasures. Regardless of the fact that the hike generates a lot of energy, the hostility of the Carpathians infuses so much energy that you don’t absorb all of it and spend it during the hike. Okrema is very grateful to the instructors Oleg and Andriy for multiplying the enemy by two. I even wonder if nothing like this would have happened if such a great company hadn’t formed! The same way! See you in the Carpathians!
Olena Goncharova