Stories about tents

The graduating class decided to go to nature . We took the tents as expected,
sleeping bags and vodka. And there was a lot of vodka (we were going for a week).
On the first evening, a cheerful party began that lasted until the morning.
The ladies drank equally with the gentlemen, the gentlemen ate shamelessly.
Now imagine:
It was a bleak day. People began to slowly wake up.
The hangover was terrible; not everyone got up. Suddenly, near one tent
a crowd gathers...

Exclams can be heard: “Well, you guys are assholes and it’s still so shitty
and they don’t give a shit!” Right in front of the entrance to the tent there is a big pile of fresh shit.
Slowly passions began to heat up and almost everyone gathered.
And then the tent flap opens and a sleepy guy sticks out
wearing glasses. He sees this shit in front of him, pokes his finger there, LICKS...
And he exclaims in surprise: hmm... shit!
As Kent said, everyone vomited where they stood. Whoever heard it later did the same.

Then it turned out: this bastard woke up before everyone else and dumped out in front of the tent
a jar of squash caviar. I waited for a reaction and joked. They beat him for a long time.

Somehow my friends and I decided to rush to the seas. We took tents and went for a couple
days we went to where there are fewer people. Since there was a lot of vodka, and our
When boys drink, they then look for adventures on their butt. AND
absence of homosapiens, or rather the female half of this genus
mammals, for the ringed female half of our company this is
fit in the best way.
Evening has come... vodka, drink, sand, lie down. Then deep night... that's it
We decided to slowly crawl back to our tents. There were two of them. One
I had to persuade my friend for a very long time that it was time to babble, but she didn’t
which one? After a considerable dose of strong drink, energy comes out of it
pearl Well, in general, they calmed him down and put him to bed. As soon as she lay down, she immediately
It started like a children's song: "Carousel, carousel, I'm starting to feel sick..."
which is to be expected with such a quantity of Molotov cocktail in her
the fragile body will not be able to resist. She climbed out into the street, we still
they soldered it with mineral water for a long time, while the rest of the detachment of men was sleeping,
and laid her under the wall next to her husband, who was sleeping peacefully there.
In the morning, tent No. 2 from Budun fell into childhood and decided to apply toothpaste
paste tent No. 1, where the failed alcoholic actually spent the night.
They smeared everyone except her. Since she’s not feeling sweet this night anyway
I had to, in general I regretted it. When several people woke up in tent No.
its inhabitants, they found that everyone was anointed, and their friend was sleeping peacefully and
There is not a single gram of paste on it. That's why they decided that it was all done
She's drunk. One of the woke ones, not at his best
mood, I just didn’t understand this joke and decided to take revenge. He got it
my toothpaste and decided to do this. As they say, "It's a shame!"
He unbuttoned her sweatshirt and, as it turned out, she wasn't wearing a bra, well
He decided to smear her, sorry, nipples. Since the friend was still in full
aw, she didn't feel anything. Then this same “young pioneer Dimka”,
who was also her brother, decided to sprinkle this “winter
freshness" into her panties. Which is exactly what he did. Then another one woke up
comrade. Seeing this picture, and my friend was in his last year
medical, he stated that because of this there could be
irritation. Since the “young offended pioneer Dimka” said that to wipe
he’s not going to do it, they say, it’s her own fault, then our “young
doctor." Since there was no handkerchief at hand, he decided it all
wipe it right here, with this very hand. At that moment when he just
started this process of wiping toothpaste from a woman's bare breast
(my friend, please note, until then she was still in complete disarray and she
everything was on the drum), when then one-two hop-on, her eyes opened
husband and this picture appeared before him from the very morning. What
what happened next - no comment!
P.S. Everyone survived.